Vice City: Multiplayer

<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> IM A PAKI GIRL
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> IN A PAKI WORLD
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> MY EDUCATION
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> IS CLOSE TO DAMNATION
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> YOU CAN TOUCH MY HAIR
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> AND GET AIDS FROM IT
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> I EAT MY OWN SHIT
<Deadpool> [13:43] <&Deadpool> CAUSE I LIVE IN A PIT#RESPECT

I really didnt understood what he said :p

Quote from: Kusanagi on Nov 25, 2015, 09:18 AMI really didnt understood what he said :p

Search for the words you can't understand and then read it once again.

LOL He just released a new song called "PAKI Girl" Instead of "BARBIE GIRL" XD

<+KAKAN> [18:01:37] Doom
<+KAKAN> [18:01:43] OOP example in squirrel pl0x
and I thought you know what classes are, dung dung.

Quote from: Doom_Kill3R on Nov 25, 2015, 10:35 AM

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<+KAKAN> [18:01:37] Doom
<+KAKAN> [18:01:43] OOP example in squirrel pl0x
and I thought you know what classes are, dung dung.

I know, only posted that because of your class selection.
That's damn fast

"Squirrel is a high level imperative, object-oriented programming language, designed to be a light-weight scripting language that fits in the size, memory bandwidth, and real-time requirements of applications like video games."
That's OOP already, now tell me how is your class selection so fast.( in PM )

Quote from: KAKAN on Nov 25, 2015, 12:11 PM

Quote from: Doom_Kill3R on Nov 25, 2015, 10:35 AM

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<+KAKAN> [18:01:37] Doom
<+KAKAN> [18:01:43] OOP example in squirrel pl0x
and I thought you know what classes are, dung dung.

I know, only posted that because of your class selection.
That's damn fast

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"Squirrel is a high level imperative, object-oriented programming language, designed to be a light-weight scripting language that fits in the size, memory bandwidth, and real-time requirements of applications like video games."
That's OOP already, now tell me how is your class selection so fast.( in PM )

Ask me in PM.

Quote from: KAKAN on Nov 25, 2015, 09:16 AM

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<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> IM A PAKI GIRL
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> IN A PAKI WORLD
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> MY EDUCATION
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> IS CLOSE TO DAMNATION
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> YOU CAN TOUCH MY HAIR
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> AND GET AIDS FROM IT
<Deadpool> [13:42] <&Deadpool> I EAT MY OWN SHIT
<Deadpool> [13:43] <&Deadpool> CAUSE I LIVE IN A PIT#RESPECT

\o/ Dadi ;D

<jetty> im a paki girl
<jetty> in a paki wooooooooorld
<jetty> you can touch my boobs
<jetty> until they give you aiiiiiiiiiiiids
<jetty> paki's are fantastic
<jetty> cocks are so fanstatic
<jetty> c'mon pakis leggo party
<jetty> ooo hh ooo hh
jetty[im.a.mug.hhhhhh] was kicked by xmairbot123. ( Spam limit reached )


[18:46] <&MoMo> (Chat) "*Xmair: "press it
[18:47] <&MoMo> (Kill) KingOfVC died at [momo] (164, 77, 12).
:-X

@KingOfVC , show them the pics in which we named the dogs xddd

Quote from: Xmair on Nov 26, 2015, 09:14 AM@KingOfVC , show them the pics in which we named the dogs xddd

you post ;<

(https://forum.vc-mp.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimg.org%2Frq7yojtv3%2Fdeadpool.png&hash=f5dbd06ed2a824c851b529da7e7e2b6d76e7e9f8)

How can you live with such a horrible font on your phone? Are you a 10-year old?

Quote from: Thijn on Nov 27, 2015, 06:51 PMHow can you live with such a horrible font on your phone? Are you a 10-year old?

What's it to you? He likes that theme, that's why. Yet, I can say most of the VCMP users( including me ) are less than 18 years.

Quote from: Thijn on Nov 27, 2015, 06:51 PMHow can you live with such a horrible font on your phone? Are you a 10-year old?

Everyone have their own taste!!!

O>..<O
y deadpool faces rektness always?

Quote from: soulshaker on Nov 27, 2015, 08:21 PM

Quote from: Thijn on Nov 27, 2015, 06:51 PMHow can you live with such a horrible font on your phone? Are you a 10-year old?

Everyone have their own taste!!!

I guess we do.

<BABA1> I'm a paki girl in the pakied world, I sock my own breast, you can sock it too, if you want to, Please please! Peace

I guess everyone loves Pakistan a lot .

Quote from: DeViL_JiN on Nov 30, 2015, 04:30 AMI guess everyone loves Pakistan a lot .

Yea xD

@KAKAN sowwy.
(https://forum.vc-mp.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FrvbiYUr.png&hash=de84780523e6937215b3f16c46eccdaf29b7f829)

<@Rucky> 05[JOIN] - 12[0] PHANTASY_) is connected from 07Italy.
<@ Rocky> 02[PART] - 03[0] PHANTASY_) left the server. (Quit)
<KAKAN> Does that guy knows the spelling of 'Fantansy'?
<~Mashreq> Not really :D
<KAKAN> :D

<+Meme> here in my toilet, just took this shit. but do you know whats more important than shitting.... farting


<&KP> kiki
<~kiki> ?
<@riamX> -..-
<&KP>  download pokemon 3d
<&KP>  we'll play
<~kiki> how many mbs?
<&KP> 70
<&Deadpool> pakimon
<~kiki> pikachut
<&Deadpool> PIKA PIKA
<&Deadpool> CHUT

<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IM A NOOB
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IN A PAKI WORLD
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> MY EDUCATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IS CLOSE TO DAMNATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> YOU CAN TOUCH MY HAIR
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> AND GET AIDS FROM IT
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> I EAT MY OWN SHIT
<KAKAN> [13:43] <&KAKAN> CAUSE I LIVE IN A PITKAKA It Looks Real? Maybe you edited it :D

Quote from: RizwaN on Dec 16, 2015, 05:02 AM

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<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IM A NOOB
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IN A PAKI WORLD
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> MY EDUCATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IS CLOSE TO DAMNATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> YOU CAN TOUCH MY HAIR
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> AND GET AIDS FROM IT
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> I EAT MY OWN SHIT
<KAKAN> [13:43] <&KAKAN> CAUSE I LIVE IN A PITKAKA It Looks Real? Maybe you edited it :D

At-least, can you read the 1st post?
And at which IRC channel I got '&' level? lol

Quote from: KAKAN on Dec 16, 2015, 08:37 AM

Quote from: RizwaN on Dec 16, 2015, 05:02 AM

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<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IM A NOOB
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IN A PAKI WORLD
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> MY EDUCATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IS CLOSE TO DAMNATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> YOU CAN TOUCH MY HAIR
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> AND GET AIDS FROM IT
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> I EAT MY OWN SHIT
<KAKAN> [13:43] <&KAKAN> CAUSE I LIVE IN A PITKAKA It Looks Real? Maybe you edited it :D

At-least, can you read the 1st post?
And at which IRC channel I got '&' level? lol

:D i just edited your first post. i think that logs are edited so...

Quote from: RizwaN on Dec 16, 2015, 12:40 PM

Quote from: KAKAN on Dec 16, 2015, 08:37 AM

Quote from: RizwaN on Dec 16, 2015, 05:02 AM

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<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IM A NOOB
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IN A PAKI WORLD
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> MY EDUCATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> IS CLOSE TO DAMNATION
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> YOU CAN TOUCH MY HAIR
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> AND GET AIDS FROM IT
<KAKAN> [13:42] <&KAKAN> I EAT MY OWN SHIT
<KAKAN> [13:43] <&KAKAN> CAUSE I LIVE IN A PITKAKA It Looks Real? Maybe you edited it :D

At-least, can you read the 1st post?
And at which IRC channel I got '&' level? lol

:D i just edited your first post. i think that logs are edited so...

Lol! Deadpool said 'em, I thought it was funnny, so posted it here, that doesn't means I said it xD.
You got misunderstood

Quote from: KAKAN on Dec 16, 2015, 12:47 PMLol! Deadpool said 'em, I thought it was funnny, so posted it here, that doesn't means I said it xD.
You got misunderstood

:D Okay Sir.

<@`yawa-NAKAK> What's that personalbot?
<~[SF]Williams> u want :p
<@`yawa-NAKAK> You haven't made that right?
<~[SF]Williams> es
<~[SF]Williams> yea*
<@`yawa-NAKAK> Which scripting language did you use?
<PFS> 03--> [ UnenmedGaymer ] 08Connecting From: 07[ Peru ]
<PFS> 08[SPAWN]UnenmedGaymer has spawned as [ Diaz Gangster #1 ]
<PFS> 08[SPAWN]brian has spawned as [ Diaz Gangster #1 ]
<@`yawa-NAKAK> Williams
<@`yawa-NAKAK> Which scripting language did you use to make that personal bot?
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 1 ] Kenway: 01 who said event
<@`yawa-NAKAK> That means you have downloaded as you don't even know...
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 3 ] adrian223: 01 HOLA
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 0 ] Arash: 01 hola
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 4 ] UnenmedGaymer: 01 register locaso
<~[SF]Williams> lol c+-
<~[SF]Williams> c++
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 3 ] adrian223: 01 COMO RECRAGO LA GASOLINA
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 4 ] UnenmedGaymer: 01 jajajajajajaj hola
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 3 ] adrian223: 01 COMO RECRAGO LA GASOLINA
<@`yawa-NAKAK> How to declare a string in C++?
After some time.....
<~[SF]Williams> kakan what u asking?
<PFS> 08[SPAWN]Arash has spawned as [ Cop ]
<~[SF]Williams> !players
<PFS> Online Players: Arash[0] Kenway[1] brian[2] adrian223[3] UnenmedGaymer[4] Josue[5]
<PFS> Total players: 6
<PFS> 04** ID:[ 3 ] adrian223: 01 arash es dueno de 2 servidores
<@`yawa-NAKAK> How to declare a string variable in C++?
<~[SF]Williams> if u dont knos so google it and learn from Google :P
He doesn't know how to declare a string variable in C++ and he made a C++ IRC bot. Awesome, Genius!

[15:26] <~SkyBot> >> [0] bilu Is connecting from Brazil
[15:26] <Xmair> .madarchod
[15:26] <~SkyBot> ** (IRC-User) Xmair: madarchod
[15:26] <Xmair> .leave or permanent ban
[15:26] <~SkyBot> ** (IRC-User) Xmair: leave or permanent ban
[15:26] <~SkyBot> [0] bilu has left the server. [ Leaving ]
[15:26] <Xmair> LOLX


Quote from: KingOfVC on Dec 24, 2015, 08:15 AM

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[15:26] <~SkyBot> >> [0] bilu Is connecting from Brazil
[15:26] <Xmair> .madarchod
[15:26] <~SkyBot> ** (IRC-User) Xmair: madarchod
[15:26] <Xmair> .leave or permanent ban
[15:26] <~SkyBot> ** (IRC-User) Xmair: leave or permanent ban
[15:26] <~SkyBot> [0] bilu has left the server. [ Leaving ]
[15:26] <Xmair> LOLX


watfuq?

<[SF]Williams> KAkan
<`yawa-NAKAK> ?
<[SF]Williams> can i do like this ?
<`yawa-NAKAK> No you can't
<[SF]Williams> wait
<[SF]Williams> I'm typing
<[SF]Williams> if player Wear tag SF and if player type /clancar so command get tag and car spawn if player don't have SF tag so its give error you are not in SF clan
<`yawa-NAKAK> Yea you can
<[SF]Williams> okey thanks
<`yawa-NAKAK> if( player.Clan  == "SF" ){ do shits here }
<`yawa-NAKAK> else { ShutdownServer(); }
<[SF]Williams> haha kakan xD
<[SF]Williams> i m not a noob
<KAKAN> You're
<[SF]Williams> No
<KAKAN> Tell me how to declare a string variable in C++
<[SF]Williams> I'm not a noob
<KAKAN> Then
<KAKAN> Tell me how to declare a string variable in C++
<KAKAN> No google
<KAKAN> 10 seconds
<KAKAN> 10
<KAKAN> 9
<KAKAN> 8
<[SF]Williams> xDD i trust rly i don't know xD
<KAKAN> 7

Quote from: KAKAN on Dec 27, 2015, 08:17 AM

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<[SF]Williams> KAkan
<`yawa-NAKAK> ?
<[SF]Williams> can i do like this ?
<`yawa-NAKAK> No you can't
<[SF]Williams> wait
<[SF]Williams> I'm typing
<[SF]Williams> if player Wear tag SF and if player type /clancar so command get tag and car spawn if player don't have SF tag so its give error you are not in SF clan
<`yawa-NAKAK> Yea you can
<[SF]Williams> okey thanks
<`yawa-NAKAK> if( player.Clan  == "SF" ){ do shits here }
<`yawa-NAKAK> else { ShutdownServer(); }
<[SF]Williams> haha kakan xD
<[SF]Williams> i m not a noob
<KAKAN> You're
<[SF]Williams> No
<KAKAN> Tell me how to declare a string variable in C++
<[SF]Williams> I'm not a noob
<KAKAN> Then
<KAKAN> Tell me how to declare a string variable in C++
<KAKAN> No google
<KAKAN> 10 seconds
<KAKAN> 10
<KAKAN> 9
<KAKAN> 8
<[SF]Williams> xDD i trust rly i don't know xD
<KAKAN> 7

@KAKAN LOL :D

Quote from: Williams on Dec 27, 2015, 08:20 AM

Quote from: KAKAN on Dec 27, 2015, 08:17 AM

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<[SF]Williams> KAkan
<`yawa-NAKAK> ?
<[SF]Williams> can i do like this ?
<`yawa-NAKAK> No you can't
<[SF]Williams> wait
<[SF]Williams> I'm typing
<[SF]Williams> if player Wear tag SF and if player type /clancar so command get tag and car spawn if player don't have SF tag so its give error you are not in SF clan
<`yawa-NAKAK> Yea you can
<[SF]Williams> okey thanks
<`yawa-NAKAK> if( player.Clan  == "SF" ){ do shits here }
<`yawa-NAKAK> else { ShutdownServer(); }
<[SF]Williams> haha kakan xD
<[SF]Williams> i m not a noob
<KAKAN> You're
<[SF]Williams> No
<KAKAN> Tell me how to declare a string variable in C++
<[SF]Williams> I'm not a noob
<KAKAN> Then
<KAKAN> Tell me how to declare a string variable in C++
<KAKAN> No google
<KAKAN> 10 seconds
<KAKAN> 10
<KAKAN> 9
<KAKAN> 8
<[SF]Williams> xDD i trust rly i don't know xD
<KAKAN> 7

@KAKAN LOL :D

That's what you posted, Why the fuck did you type "LOL"? huh.
I have proof, because I have a screenshot :P

<~Doom_Killer> !exec SendToIRC( "KAKAN unlocked an degree named\: Noobs fuxed him" );
<+KAKAN> Remove the :
<~Doom_Killer> no
<+KAKAN> Just do it
<~Doom_Killer> ':' is not the problem
<+KAKAN> Try
<~Doom_Killer> k
<~Doom_Killer> !exec SendToIRC( "KAKAN unlocked an degree named Noobs fuxed him" );
<@Empire-Gaming> KAKAN unlocked an degree named Noobs fuxed him
<+KAKAN> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
<~Doom_Killer> Is ka baap bhi kaam karay ga
<~Doom_Killer> : k saath
<deadpool> a*
<+KAKAN> xD
And here's williams degree:-
<[SF]Williams> Kakan?
<[SF]Williams> i
<KAKAN> wut?
<[SF]Williams> if player type /clancar i want to get car 232 model how?
<KAKAN> Ahh
<[SF]Williams> ohh idea
<KAKAN> if( player.Clan == "SFFuckers" ) local veh = FindVehicle(232); veh.Pos = player.FuckingPos;Fun with him :D

Quote from: KAKAN on Dec 27, 2015, 08:41 AM

Doom's Noob IRC Bot

Well my friend I didn't code it from scratch my self, I'm using rulk's and I didn't know it will break up any argument passed as string if the string contains a ':'

Quote from: Doom_Kill3R on Dec 27, 2015, 08:48 AM

Quote from: KAKAN on Dec 27, 2015, 08:41 AM

Doom's Noob IRC Bot

Well my friend I didn't code it from scratch my self, I'm using rulk's and I didn't know it will break up any argument passed as string if the string contains a ':'

Changed, I won't remove the log anyways, but idk too why that breaks up, it works all fine here( FBS bot )

<~`yawA-NAKAK> .Niki, this will work? MessagePlayer("Hey",player);
<~KoxFox> ---> 04(IRC|Owner) 07`yawA-NAKAK: 01Niki, this will work? MessagePlayer("Hey",player);
<[SF]Williams> kakab
<Mashreq> he went for checking in forums :D
<[SF]Williams> kaan
<~`yawA-NAKAK> xD
<[SF]Williams> KAKAN
<~`yawA-NAKAK> Yes?
<~KoxFox> ---> 05[3] Niki04: no this is right MessagePlayer( "Hey!", player);

<`yawa-NAKAK> "A house without a door to enter it"
<`yawa-NAKAK> Seems good
<`yawa-NAKAK> Make a sphere near it to enter
<Doom_Kill3R> ayyy lmao
<Doom_Kill3R> in real life you don't have spheres
<`yawa-NAKAK> We can
<`yawa-NAKAK> Atleast near a worm hole
<`yawa-NAKAK> Look, I'm behaving like Finch today:- http://forum.vc-mp.org/?topic=1992.msg14843#msg14843
<Doom_Kill3R> ikr
<`yawa-NAKAK> ikr?
<Doom_Kill3R> you're a big moron sometimes
<`yawa-NAKAK> Just see my script in that post
<`yawa-NAKAK> Isn't it a good one?
<Doom_Kill3R> 10/10
<`yawa-NAKAK> Thanks!

Quote[13:26:48] <~SLC> here's another question. how do you find the name of a function?
[13:27:02] <`yawa-NAKAK> What, by seeing the source
[13:27:02] <`yawa-NAKAK> :P
[13:27:13] <~SLC> no. to print the name of a function
[13:27:18] <~SLC> at runtime
[13:27:43] <`yawa-NAKAK> For constants:-
[13:27:48] <`yawa-NAKAK> getconsttable()
[13:27:56] <`yawa-NAKAK> Maybe with a foreach loop
[13:28:02] <`yawa-NAKAK> Dunno about functions
[13:28:11] <~SLC> c'mon people. you wanted me to ask you questions
[13:28:52] <~SLC> that Diamond dude gone silent, you gone chicken
[13:29:00] <`yawa-NAKAK> hehe
[13:29:06] <`yawa-NAKAK> I no spring chicken anymore!
[13:29:25] <~SLC> yes you are
[13:29:38] <`yawa-NAKAK> It's winter dude!
[13:29:47] <Diamond> i thought that i could make cmds, i am a scripter
[13:29:55] <Diamond> but ty @KAKAN and @SLC
[13:30:00] <`yawa-NAKAK> What?
[13:30:04] <`yawa-NAKAK> Why are Ty'ng me?
[13:30:05] <Diamond> for realizing me that i am not
[13:30:15] <~SLC> if you want people to call you a scripter then answer my questions
[13:30:20] <`yawa-NAKAK> Ty @SLC for making me realizing the same xD
[13:30:33] <~SLC> function test1(a, b, c) { }
[13:30:34] <~SLC> print(test1.getinfos().name);
[13:30:36] <Diamond> I cannot answer your questions
[13:30:45] <Diamond> i dont know much about scripting
[13:30:58] <`yawa-NAKAK> SLC
[13:31:01] <Diamond> just can make VCMP cmds and can debug the most common errors
[13:31:10] <`yawa-NAKAK> I can't find functionname.call in Squirrel documentation
[13:31:13] <~SLC> another question. how do you print the names of the parameters in a function
[13:31:18] <Diamond> :'(
[13:32:00] * deadpoolaway is now known as deadpool
[13:32:17] <~SLC> function test1(a, b, c) { }
[13:32:18] <~SLC> test1.getinfos().parameters.apply(print);
[13:32:25] <Diamond> Just what i can do is can help anyone and make only VCMp cmds
[13:32:52] <`yawa-NAKAK> SLC stop pl0x
[13:33:01] <`yawa-NAKAK> Don't make me ashamed
[13:33:10] <Diamond> I removed from my signature ' i am a scripter'
13:33:19] <Diamond> Thanx, SLC to make me realize

Thanks @SLC lol

Oh well, that's the middle part only.
SLC raped us before you came too :P

@KAKAN and @Diamond, how do you script your own Methods to call?

The point of those questions were to prove that people don't use the documentation. If you ask people about things that are not posted on the forum they start choking and realize how little do they know. The guys wanted some questions and I simply decided to ask things that cannot be copied from the forum.

It doesn't mean they don't know anything. Just that they don't know enough to venture scripting a decent server (yet).

Besides, that's near the end of the discussion as pointed by KAKAN. The fun part was before that.

Quote from: Doom_Kill3R on Jan 10, 2016, 10:29 AM@KAKAN and @Diamond, how do you script your own Methods to call?

Something like passing the parameter.
function p( value1) print(value1);
p("Test");Like that^^

As @S.L.C mentioned, consulting that I remember posting somewhere on the forum the same thing that mostly here can script in the boundaries of VCMP.

Ahem, @KAKAN, you're not even close, haha nevermind it.

[20:24:58] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM>: NE.CrystalBlue: doom any idea how vrocker was ultra successful with his irc server?
[20:24:59] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM> [Kill]: [MKs]Drake killed NE.Lucky with a M4 ( in head )
[20:25:01] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM>: NE.CrystalBlue: aka LUNet
[20:25:05] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM>: [MKs]Drake: lmfao
[20:25:06] <~Doom_Killer> !say VCMP
[20:25:06] <@Empire-Gaming> [IRC] Owner Doom_Killer: VCMP
[20:25:10] <~Doom_Killer> !say what else.
[20:25:10] <@Empire-Gaming> [IRC] Owner Doom_Killer: what else.
[20:25:18] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM>: NE.CrystalBlue: how was he successful with that?
[20:25:19] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM>: yCaique[7PecadosBAnFox]: mata eles
[20:25:29] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM> [Kill]: NE.Lucky killed [MKs]Drake with a SPAS-12 Shotgun ( on left leg )
[20:25:31] <@Empire-Gaming> <DM>: NE.CrystalBlue: i want to be as successful as a vrocker

<NECrystalBlue> hi hotdogcar
<NECrystalBlue> hi hotdogcat
<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: Markhyto_Hue_: bo andar de barco
<~Doom_Killer> hotdogcar
<~Doom_Killer> ok
Crystal is drunk today ladies and gentlemen!

Quote from: Doom_Kill3R on Jan 14, 2016, 04:11 PM

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<NECrystalBlue> hi hotdogcar
<NECrystalBlue> hi hotdogcat
<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: Markhyto_Hue_: bo andar de barco
<~Doom_Killer> hotdogcar
<~Doom_Killer> ok
Crystal is drunk today ladies and gentlemen!

I'm a muslim I won't drunk :D

~SLC: YES I'M A PIG!
~SLC: LET EVERYONE KNOW IT!


~Doom_Kill3R: KP don't show things like thaat to me
* KayP hides


<`yawA-NAKAK> Doom_Kill3R SLC Mashreq deadpool
<@KayP> thenks
<`yawA-NAKAK> This guys knows scripting^^
<Coolboy1> kayyp
<Coolboy1> hi bro
<@KayP> hi
<Mashreq> ?
* KayP is now known as KP
<Coolboy1> I am trying many codes for register login system but everything fails can u plz tell me code for it
<Mashreq> all knoqs scripting
* KP is now known as KayP
<`yawA-NAKAK> Mashreq, help Coolboy`
<Mashreq> Knows*
<Mashreq> no thnx
<`yawA-NAKAK> I don't know
<`yawA-NAKAK> Coolboy1
<Mashreq> I too don't know
<Coolboy1> can u plz tell me code for it
<`yawA-NAKAK> Mashreq is a great scriper ask him
<Coolboy1> yes kakan
<Coolboy1> mahreq

Then in PM:-
<`yawA-NAKAK> Good luck!
Then again in #SLC
<~SLC> have you... I don't know... perhaps thought that there's something wrong with you rather than the code?
<Coolboy1> lol
<~SLC> just give it some thought. might even solve your issue.
<Coolboy1> u can check my server if u want
<Coolboy1> i only need commands for register/login
<~SLC> nah... i just consumed some alcohol and I'd like to stay away from code as much as possible.
<@KayP> scientifically speaking
<@KayP> alcohol is a solution

* ydduB ([email protected]) has joined #VU
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> .......
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
<ydduB> Thijn
* ydduB is now known as ydduB`yawa
* ydduB`yawa is now known as yawa`ydduB
<yawa`ydduB> Thijn
<yawa`ydduB> Thijn
<yawa`ydduB> Thijn
* yawa`ydduB ([email protected]) has left #VU
* Thijn sets mode: +b *[email protected]
Unlucky Buddy

Sorry for posting again lol
<~KoxFox> 03*> Bruno is connecting from Argentina <*
<~KoxFox> ---> 05[0] Bruno04: login
<~KoxFox> ---> 05[0] Bruno04: hi
<~`yawA-NAKAK> .hi!
<~KoxFox> ---> 04(IRC|Owner) 07`yawA-NAKAK: 01hi!
<~KoxFox> ---> 05[0] Bruno04: woh i start the game
<~`yawA-NAKAK> .yeah you did it! Congratulations!
<~KoxFox> ---> 04(IRC|Owner) 07`yawA-NAKAK: 01yeah you made it! Congratulations!
<~KoxFox> 03*> Bruno has left the server (Disconnected) <*

haha @buddy :P :*

* Derst looks up boy in a dictionary
* ~KAKAN slaps Derst around a bit with a large trout
<Derst> it says a male child..
<~KAKAN> Yeah
* Derst looks up male in a dictionary..
* ~KAKAN slaps Derst again
<Derst> "of or denoting the sex that produces gametes, especially spermatozoa, with which a female may be fertilized or inseminated to produce offspring."
<Derst> WTF IS THAT?! xD
<~KAKAN> xD
* Derst looks up a 'female' in a dictionary
* ~KAKAN slaps Derst again and again
<Derst> nvm the meaning
<~KAKAN> what's the meaning?
<Derst> I have noticed..
<~KAKAN> Anyways bye man!
<Derst> males have sting like structure between their legs
<~KAKAN> It was nice to talk to you :P
<Derst> females have a hole instead!! :O
<~KAKAN> sting like structure lol
<~KAKAN> XD
<Derst> XD
<Derst> bye!
<~KAKAN> Shall I post them on VCMP forum?
* KAKAN is now known as `yawA-NAKAK
<Derst> post what? :O
<~`yawA-NAKAK> That things you just said
<~`yawA-NAKAK> Sting etc
<Derst> sure xD
<~`yawA-NAKAK> Oke


Never let me teamviewer you :DDD

(https://forum.vc-mp.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F87iLz1F.png&hash=8712c0e1497548c228791e0c6ef811c1206d2110)

* Xmair ([email protected]) has joined #WW2
* ManBearPig sets mode: +qo Xmair Xmair
<Derst> :O
<@ManBearPig> so kings had names like 'name' the 'whatever' , derst the asshaver
<~Xmair> xdd
* Derst comes back and finds out that his weapons are gone!!
<Derst> :O
<~Xmair> ass shaver
<~Xmair> xd
<~Xmair> I stole your ass shaver
* Derst snatches his ass shaver back..
<Derst> THAT IS PRIVATE! :@
* ~Xmair punches Xerst and snatches the Ass shaver.
* ~Xmair runs away.
* Derst chases Xmair
* Derst bringcar his comet
* Derst drives over Xmair
<Derst> L@
<Derst> :@*
* ~Xmair is now in a place where xerst's gf lives.
* Derst enters the place
* ~Xmair makes xerst's gf scream 'help'
* Derst pushes Xmair
* ~Xmair fell of the bed.
* Derst says 'I am here babe' and starts undressing..
* Derst has sex..
* ~Xmair gets his ak47 and shoot's xerst's gf
<~Xmair> no sex
<~Xmair> xd
* Derst snatches the ak and tickles Xmair's ass with it..
* ~Xmair shouted "handsup xerst'
* Derst sees Xmair blush..
* ~Xmair gets another ak47 and runs.
* ~Xmair runs to jetty's house.
* Derst shoots right at xmair's butthole
* Derst sees the bullet come out of Xmair's ear straight to Jetty's ass
* ~Xmair gets a rocket launcher and used it to kill derst.
* Derst dodges the rocket
<~Xmair> xerst is now in hospital
<~Xmair> no
<~Xmair> u cant
<~Xmair> xd
<Decent> actually, i can't stop laughing =DD
<~Xmair> u r in hospitalnow
* Derst notices the rocket come back to him.. :OOOO
<~Xmair> same =)
* ~Xmair bribes the rocket.
* Derst hides behind jetty...
<~Xmair> the rocket exploded on jettt
<~Xmair> lol
<~Xmair> jetty*
* Derst sees the rocket go inside jetty from behind..
* Derst gets beaten by jetty..
<Derst> thats how I was in hospital.. :3
* ~Xmair saw that jetty turned into a paki monster
* ~Xmair runs to hospital
* ~Xmair teams up with xerst
* Derst gets rescued out of the hospital by xmair
* ~Xmair and xerst bringcar pcj
* Derst gets his rocket launcehre and gives it to xmair
* Derst gets himself a dildo launcher
* ~Xmair gets a pakilauncher
* Derst shoots the dildo launcher at Jetty!!
* ~Xmair gets himself a fleshlight
* Derst looks at Xmair to see what he does..
* ~Xmair uses the fleshlight and throws the cum at jetty
<~Xmair> and jetty died
<Decent> =============THE END===========================
<~Xmair> picture abhi baaki hai
<~Xmair> xhe x xovie - xart 2 xoming xoon
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<Decent>  waiting for xovie xart 2.

Hahahahahaha @decent_946 xD what a movie xDDD

<~Doom_Killer> I'd use a cocumber to fap


<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: KristsLVDESA: You must be add some mods bro
<@Empire-Gaming> 04** <DM> Perrito147 died ( Drowned )
<~Doom_Killer> !say Which mods?
<@Empire-Gaming> 02[IRC] Owner Doom_Killer: Which mods?
<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: KristsLVDESA: Car
<~Doom_Killer> !say ohh
<@Empire-Gaming> 02[IRC] Owner Doom_Killer: ohh
<~Doom_Killer> !say Which one you guys like
<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: KristsLVDESA: It will be so cool
<@Empire-Gaming> 02[IRC] Owner Doom_Killer: Which one you guys like
<@Empire-Gaming> 04** <DM> KristsLVDESA died ( Explosion )
<~Doom_Killer> !say I'll add them
<@Empire-Gaming> 02[IRC] Owner Doom_Killer: I'll add them
<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: KristsLVDESA: BMW
<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: KristsLVDESA: OK
<+SweetSatomi> !say and bugatti veyron
<@Empire-Gaming> 02[IRC] VIP SweetSatomi: and bugatti veyron
<@Empire-Gaming> 02<DM>: KristsLVDESA: YOU ARE BEST ADMIN IN LIFE

:D

<~SLC> [11:48:00] how do you not want to kill these people? http://forum.vc-mp.org/?topic=2142.0
<`69> [11:49:54] yes we should kill him
<`69> [11:49:58] !wep ro
<riamX> [12:01:43] !wep mini
<~Doom_Killer> [14:07:33] http://forum.vc-mp.org/?topic=1849.new#new
<[member=17]Murdock[/member]> [14:11:39] see skype
<~SLC> [14:12:16] now you can call your server multimode :D
<~Doom_Killer> [14:14:30] huheuhe
<~SLC> [14:15:25] actually no... just dual mode :P
<~Doom_Killer> [14:16:37] no :D
<~Doom_Killer> [14:16:43] other arenas work too
<~Doom_Killer> [14:16:46] as I've mentioned before
<~Doom_Killer> [14:16:54] No maps there so no point to unlock them :D
<~SLC> [14:17:39] you trollHuehue :D

21:48 <Zihad> Deadpool
21:48 <Zihad> :O
21:49 <KayP> no gaming
21:49 <KayP>  no time
21:49 <Zihad> Gimme graphics card
21:49 <Zihad> I wanna MC
21:49 <Zihad> xd
21:49 <Zihad> no
21:50 <Zihad> Diamond Armors
21:50 <worstwish> fuck deadpool
21:50 <Zihad> Diamond Enchanted Swords
21:50 <Zihad> Minecarts
21:50 <Zihad> xd
21:50 <Zihad> WorstWish
21:50 <Zihad> you are now banned again :D
21:50 <deadpool> what did i do to draw your sexual attentions :c
21:50 <worstwish> idgaf
21:50 <worstwish> deadpool
21:50 <worstwish> fuck me
21:50 <Zihad> me?
21:50 <deadpool> yes
21:50 <deadpool> no
21:50 <Zihad> LOL
21:50 <worstwish> why
21:51 <Zihad> You aren't sexy
21:51 <deadpool> i have a male genitalia
21:51 <Zihad> You are GAY
21:51 <Zihad> xD
21:51 <deadpool> and so do you
21:51 <deadpool> conclusion
21:51 <deadpool> gay
21:51 <worstwish> how do you know that im a guy
21:51 <worstwish> lol
21:51 <Zihad> by
21:51 <deadpool> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARENT
21:51 <Zihad> LOL
21:51 <worstwish> i cant see my penis
21:51 <worstwish> all i can see
21:51 <Zihad> LOL
21:51 <worstwish> is a hole
21:51 <@DDRP> [NEWS] Officer LeandroXD suspected [MK]Halchter of attack
21:51 <Zihad> :O
21:51 <Zihad> This is going to FORUM
21:51 <Zihad> .vcmp

HAHAHAHHAH I SAID THE WORD FUCK AND PENIS AND GAY AND NOW I'M FUNNY. HAHAHAH.

No.

<+Murdock> https://sky-city.info/img/2016-02-12_19585958.png
<+`yawA-NAKAK> I have about 12 files only
<+`yawA-NAKAK> Thanks for that system though^
* BABA1 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<+Murdock> system?
<+`yawA-NAKAK> Class*
<+`yawA-NAKAK> GetTickCount? Really?
<+`yawA-NAKAK> It'll not work after some days
<+Murdock> I haven't used a 32 bit machine for 4 years or so
<+`yawA-NAKAK> What you mean?
<+Murdock> if you're still using 32 bits and cant use tickcount anymore you still live in the past
<+`yawA-NAKAK> I have 64bit OS :P
<+Murdock> then it will still work
<+Murdock> because that day the unix timestamp will become bigger than a 32 bit integer
<+`yawA-NAKAK> Are you sure?
<+Murdock> yeah
<+`yawA-NAKAK> oke@Thijn

<@Empire-Gaming> 04[Leave]: xxx has left the game ( Quit )
<+SweetSatomi`> !say rq
<@Empire-Gaming> 02[IRC] VIP SweetSatomi`: rq
<@Empire-Gaming> 03[Join]: xxx has joined the game from Egypt ( EGY )
<@Empire-Gaming> 02** xxx has joined Lobby
<@Empire-Gaming> 03** xxx has joined Race Arena
<~Doom_Killer> XD
<+SweetSatomi`> !say harami
<@Empire-Gaming> 02[IRC] VIP SweetSatomi`: harami
Rekt

<`yawA-NAKAK> !say I'm a gay!

<@Empire-Gaming> [Join]: Martin has joined the game from Slovakia ( SVK )
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: Martin has joined from Slovakia (SVK)
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: loggin
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: register
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: You can register using: /register
<@Empire-Gaming> [Leave]: Martin has left the game ( Quit )
Rofl

Quote from: Doom_Kill3R on Mar 03, 2016, 03:18 AM

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<@Empire-Gaming> [Join]: Martin has joined the game from Slovakia ( SVK )
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: Martin has joined from Slovakia (SVK)
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: loggin
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: register
<@Empire-Gaming> <Lobby>: Martin: You can register using: /register
<@Empire-Gaming> [Leave]: Martin has left the game ( Quit )
Rofl

Noob bot or a simple copy-cat. He/she got the news in another server and tried it in your server lol

<~SkyBot> [14:31:44]>> [0] Argonath Is connecting from Romania
<~hotdogcat> [14:31:45] !players
<~SkyBot> [14:31:45] > Players: [1/100] - [0] Argonath
<~SkyBot> [14:33:09] [0] Argonath: `W
* Guest58785 is now known as tobi0
* tobi0 is now known as Tobi0
<~SkyBot> >> Argonath Drowned!
<~SkyBot> [0] Argonath has left the server. [ Leaving ]

<~KAKAN> Type "fuck" here and see what happens
<~KAKAN> :D
<+jayant> NO
<Murdock> fuck
<~KoxFox> >> Murdock has a dirty dick in his mouth!
<~KAKAN> XDD
<Murdock> :D
<+Kusanagi> lol
<~KoxFox> >> Kusanagi is laughing out loud
<+jayant> chiki
<Murdock> dirty dick best dick:D

<~Doom_Kill3R> Downloads a public fucked up A/D script
<~Doom_Kill3R> and official
<~Doom_Kill3R> Sure haha :D
<Murdock> and still gets more players than EG
<Murdock> win!

@Kusanagi :D
<~Av> [13:26:19] KUTASANAGI HERE
<%Castagna> Terroriser


Quote from: Decent_946 on Mar 15, 2016, 03:13 PM@Kusanagi :D

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<~Av> [13:26:19] KUTASANAGI HERE
<%Castagna> Terroriser


BNC is down :D