TURF WARS POEM

[DewsmokeYT]

I spawned in the city, no cash in my hand,
Stole a pink Infernus—it stalled on the sand.
A hacker flew by in a car made of cheese,
Then froze all my keys—now I type "/please."

I grabbed me a shotgun, went straight to a fight,
But lag hit so hard, I got banned overnight.
Admins were sleeping, the cheaters ran free,
Someone yelled "DUEL ME" at Malibu's sea.

I tried turf wars, but my gang didn't show,
Now I'm solo defending—oh great, here they go.
Still, we laugh through the chaos, the crashes, the spam,
Because VC:MP is the best kind of scam.